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life at 0.5x.
[otiose corp. // internal hr]
transfer
telemetry
CAUGHT/CONVERTED/STAMPED
supplieswhat telemetry catches becomes a desk bomb.
bulletin. Internal HR · Teaching Material
otiose corp. runs on the opposite rules. The bulletin prints the strange things that happen there.
Next issue · October 5, 2026 · 10:00
Join the company. Get the paper and credentials.
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supplies. Internal HR
Desk charms from Internal HR.
A small bomb for the modern desk.
Pass it when the line fits.
STAFF ONLY
Get on staff. Get the supplies.
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OTIOSE-IHR-001 · ACKNOWLEDGED
REST APPROVED
Internal HR · Desk Charm
OTIOSE-IHR-002 · ACKNOWLEDGED
NO REPLY REQUIRED
Internal HR · Desk Charm
OTIOSE-IHR-003 · ACKNOWLEDGED
MEETING EXEMPT
Internal HR · Desk Charm
OTIOSE-IHR-004 · ACKNOWLEDGED
LOW OUTPUT CERTIFIED
Internal HR · Desk Charm
OTIOSE-IHR-005 · ACKNOWLEDGED
CONTEXT MISSING
Internal HR · Desk Charm
OTIOSE-IHR-006 · ACKNOWLEDGED
HUMAN REVIEW REQUIRED
Internal HR · Desk Charm
OTIOSE-IHR-007 · ACKNOWLEDGED
I'M SOOOO TIRED
Internal HR · Desk Charm
OTIOSE-IHR-008 · ACKNOWLEDGED
INFORMATION ADDICTION
Internal HR · Desk Charm
OTIOSE-IHR-009 · ACKNOWLEDGED
MONDAY NOT REQUIRED
Internal HR · Desk Charm
OTIOSE-IHR-010 · ACKNOWLEDGED
NOT AI, BUT HUMAN
Internal HR · Desk Charm